I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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