You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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