Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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