tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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