Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I think I have vodka in my lungs
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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