Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
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I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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