We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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