What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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