i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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