addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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