we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
