I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
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I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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