Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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