i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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