i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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