I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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