O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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