do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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