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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
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