My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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