i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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