So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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