Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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You need Xanax blowdarts
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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