I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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