Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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