so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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