So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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