dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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