so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
should my penis look like a turkey
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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