Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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