my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
