Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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