i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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