woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
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Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
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I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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