Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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