He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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