2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just sucked dick on a ferry
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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