My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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