Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Randomize
