and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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