your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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