spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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