i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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