She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
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Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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