dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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