It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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