The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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