You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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