Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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