just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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