How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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