For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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