he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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