ya dads aren't the best wingmen
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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