Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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