Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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