Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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